What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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What do Marie Curies Notebooks and a defected KGB agent have in common?

They both wont be investigated very closely.

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...