Crime Scene Jokes

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

Supervillain Jokes More Supervillain Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.

Investigate Jokes More Investigate Jokes

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What do Marie Curies Notebooks and a defected KGB agent have in common?

They both wont be investigated very closely.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Drunk Jokes More Drunk Jokes

Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

Scene Jokes More Scene Jokes

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.