Crime Scene Jokes

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

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Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

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What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place?

It's where all the pricks hang out.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars