Crime Scene Jokes

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

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What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

Investigate Jokes More Investigate Jokes

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

What do Marie Curies Notebooks and a defected KGB agent have in common?

They both wont be investigated very closely.

Little Suspect Jokes More Little Suspect Jokes

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

What do you call a shifty midget in a police line up?

A little suspect

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How do you escape a fascist authoritarian regime?

By getting aboard (a) voat

What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.