Crime Scene Jokes

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

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What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

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What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime

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What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

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What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

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What do you call a shifty midget in a police line up?

A little suspect

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.