Crime Scene Jokes

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why can't you escape the angry forest?

Because there are mad trees.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Scene Jokes More Scene Jokes

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Supervillain Jokes More Supervillain Jokes

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!