Crime Scene Jokes

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Scene Jokes More Scene Jokes

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

What do you call a midget that does cocaine?

A low blow

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Why does a rooster watch TV ?

For hentertainment !