Little Suspect Jokes

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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What do you call a shifty midget in a police line up?

A little suspect

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place?

It's where all the pricks hang out.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

Crime Scene Jokes More Crime Scene Jokes

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.