Little Suspect Jokes

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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What do you call a shifty midget in a police line up?

A little suspect

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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Where do criminal spiders hang out?

The deep web

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.