What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

What do you call a shifty midget in a police line up?

A little suspect