What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

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Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

What takes up 12 parking spaces?

Six women drivers.

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How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down :-)