What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?

Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

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What's incredibly fast and smells like curry?

Usain Bolti.

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.