How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What to do you call an old dentist?

A bit long in the tooth

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!