How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What happened to the cold jellyfish ?

It set !

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons?

LENIN-NADE. Just smack me.