How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

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What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

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What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

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How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK