Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

Cancer Patient Jokes More Cancer Patient Jokes

What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

B9

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.