Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

Cancer Patient Jokes More Cancer Patient Jokes

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

B9

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop