Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Cancer Patient Jokes More Cancer Patient Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK