Smack Jokes

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

How does a blonde high-5?

A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

How does a blonde high-five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?

Get bent!

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons?

LENIN-NADE. Just smack me.