How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

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What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox ?

They fixed it because their the fawns

How do you fix a broken chimp?

A: With a monkeywrench.

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How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK