How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

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How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons?

LENIN-NADE. Just smack me.

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.