How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

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Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix?

An untenable situation

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Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?

Get bent!

How does a blonde high-five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.