How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

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How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

How does a blonde high-5?

A: She smacks herself in the forehead.