How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop