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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?