What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.