What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."