What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

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What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.