What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

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What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

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Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove