What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

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What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

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What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

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How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.