What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.