What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

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What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.