What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

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Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

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How'd he do it?

The horses name was Friday.

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

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Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin