What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

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What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

An horse.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

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What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers