What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.