What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

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How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

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Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

What's the difference between a bucket of poop and a lawyer?

A bucket.

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What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

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Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!