What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!