What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

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How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that