ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
A centipede
ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.
I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
He felt his presents.
Elixir
Because they have no attachments.
Because it was for chair-ity
When my problem is my face!
I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face
Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'
T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic
