How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

What did pinnochio's girlfriend say when they were 69'ing?

Lie to me

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

T Jokes More T Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)