ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
A dead centipede.
A celery increase.
Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
Because people kept toasting him!
Because they lacked porpoises.
What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.
Namaste (better to say it aloud)
His hand was bigger than his face.
A Gladiator
A coconut!
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
