What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

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Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive