What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

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What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!