Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

World War Jokes More World War Jokes

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.