Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

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What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

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What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2?

Target Practice.