Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen