Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

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What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?

A cheap pansy

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany?

diepole

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

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What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*