What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

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What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

World War Jokes More World War Jokes

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Telephone Wire Jokes More Telephone Wire Jokes

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!