What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

World War Jokes More World War Jokes

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

Telephone Wire Jokes More Telephone Wire Jokes

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!