What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!