throw it on the ground and tampon it.
He took one too many whisks.
He was a pieromaniac.
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
Because they're always throwing up their hands.
When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked
Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.
When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
