Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

Almond Jokes More Almond Jokes

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.