Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Almond Jokes More Almond Jokes

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.