To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.
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Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"
Nothing, he was knocked out .
She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.
A Sandy Hook
Knock, knock.
Because freedom rings
He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.
Because freedom rings.
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Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.
Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
Resisting a rest.
The dishes if she knows what's good for her!
Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.
Because Freedom Rings.
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.
The knock speeds up.
Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.
You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
You don't let her out.
Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door
She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally
Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"
Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.
Because HE is the one who knocks.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
By telling them knock knock jokes!
Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.
Knock on the door
Crumbs!
Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!
Knock on the hatch.
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
The future
giANT!!
Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**
Bill Cosby
There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!
A: The knocking always speeds up.
Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.
Because there's always Whos there!
Knock on the door.
Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.
Womb Service!
I went out on a limb.
A: Knock on the hatch.
Burglars don't knock !
A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...
Knock knock jokes
Both can knock you out at a party.
Because in America, freedom rings.
with a woofie.
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.
Because there might be an Italian dressing.
Because to them it's boring.
You knock on the door.
A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
It knocked him cold.
Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.
He saw stars.
A: Knock on the door.
Cause' freedom RINGS!
She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy
Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael
A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..
Ben knocking on this door all morning !
When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.
A baby in the oven.
And what is the person inside to say "who is it "
A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
They have no hands to knock on the door.
Because he was a slice of bread
Aw man, that's a drag."
Let it ring.
Freedom of speech
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
salmon or eight minutes.
I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.
A: Who else would follow a chicken
The United States of America
ANSWER: Until he gets caught.
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.
Mat
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.
Swing!
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.
