Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

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Because the pedals fell off.

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Try to get her off!

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I pushed her.

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A gorilla pooped on his face.

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Run around until you get pooped out. :)

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road?

Because he was too chicken! Sorry.

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Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road?

Because he was too chicken! Sorry.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself