Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

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Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

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Chit-Shatting

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.

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Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road?

Because he was too chicken! Sorry.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself