What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

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Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

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Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)