What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

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What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.