What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

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What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.