Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

Eggs Benedict Jokes More Eggs Benedict Jokes

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Hubcap Jokes More Hubcap Jokes

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Chrome Jokes More Chrome Jokes

What is Nux's favorite browser?

Chrome.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Hollandaise Jokes More Hollandaise Jokes

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.