Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

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How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out?

Novak Chokeovic

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What's the most googled word in Mozilla Firefox?

Chrome.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.