Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

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What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser?

Chrome

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.