How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ?

Brighton-der the light of the moon !

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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!