How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.