How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

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What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)