How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

What do you call a dead Australian Wrestler?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin