How does an Australian shave?

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What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

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How does an Australian shave?

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Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.