Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.