Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.