Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes?

Reposts are allowed.

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.