Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.