Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Where do you put the Duke?

In the duke box!

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.