Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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Where do you put the Duke?

In the duke box!

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

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What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.