Allah Jokes

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

Pokemongo Jokes More Pokemongo Jokes

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What are you stupid?

That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!