Allah Jokes

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Crockery Jokes More Crockery Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

Allah Bama Jokes More Allah Bama Jokes

Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Italian Food Jokes More Italian Food Jokes

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Allah Mode Jokes More Allah Mode Jokes

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

What do you call a Halal pie?

Allah mode.

Digimon Jokes More Digimon Jokes

What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet?

A digimon.

What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?

A poke-mon!