Allah Jokes

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

Allah Bama Jokes More Allah Bama Jokes

Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Black Jesus Jokes More Black Jesus Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

Digimon Jokes More Digimon Jokes

What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet?

A digimon.

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon