Allah Jokes

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

U.S. State Jokes More U.S. State Jokes

What U.S. State has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

Digimon Jokes More Digimon Jokes

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet?

A digimon.

Allah Bama Jokes More Allah Bama Jokes

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

Black Jesus Jokes More Black Jesus Jokes

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.