Digimon Jokes

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet?

A digimon.

What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France?

Paras

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.

What do you call a Jamaican with diahorrea?

Cool Runnings*

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany?

diepole

How did realism get me banned from Facebook?

I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.