Digimon Jokes

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet?

A digimon.

What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

Recognise Jokes More Recognise Jokes

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Pokemongo Jokes More Pokemongo Jokes

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon