Digimon Jokes

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet?

A digimon.

What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

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Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

Recognise Jokes More Recognise Jokes

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

Dr. Pokemon.

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon."