Digimon Jokes

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet?

A digimon.

What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

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Recognise Jokes More Recognise Jokes

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts?

De mentor.

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)