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What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

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How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

Everest Jokes More Everest Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

Stoat Jokes More Stoat Jokes

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

Nudist Jokes More Nudist Jokes

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different