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What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

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How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

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How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

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How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

Everest Jokes More Everest Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Stoat Jokes More Stoat Jokes

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

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What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see."

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.