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What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

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How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

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Everest Jokes More Everest Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship?

Having legs...

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

Stoat Jokes More Stoat Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

Nudist Jokes More Nudist Jokes

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

Ty Jokes More Ty Jokes

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won