Nudist Jokes

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

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How can you spot a blind man in a nudist camp?

Its not hard.

How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp?

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What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

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How was copper wire invented ?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy

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Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Semillon Jokes More Semillon Jokes

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd?

He fry through it!

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.