Nudist Jokes

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.