Nudist Jokes

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

Naked Man Jokes More Naked Man Jokes

How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!