Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler