Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.