Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this