Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

What did the boys do ToGetHer?

Roam And Tick things..

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.