How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger