How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no .

How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?

He worked it out with a pencil!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.