No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.
For smoking in bed.
A dirty double crosser.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Because there's no rest for the wicked.
he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.
The hamstring.
A hedgehog.
