How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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With their eyes shut !

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

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Their rocket kept Stalin!

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rock-et.