How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

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What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

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A baegull.

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You rocket.

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Their rocket kept Stalin!

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rock-et.