How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs