How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

A brothel sprout

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs