How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

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A dinosnore !

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Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!