Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

What do you call a bad Russian pool player?

Skratchov

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Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.