Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.