Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

What do you call a russian tree?

Dimitree

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!