Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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What do you call a Russian barber?

A Brussian. I'll see myself out.

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs