What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

he was snowden

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.