What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

he was snowden