Whistle Blower Jokes

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

he was snowden

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What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

he was snowden

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

East Coast Jokes More East Coast Jokes

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!