Whistle Blower Jokes

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

he was snowden

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring?

The referee

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

Where do ants go for their holidays ?

Frants !