Whistle Blower Jokes

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

he was snowden

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory?

Two test tickles

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What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.