What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

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Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

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What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween confused?

Because: 25 DEC == 31 OCT Merry Christmas Fellow Nerds! :)

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25