What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

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Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

31 Jokes More 31 Jokes

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.