What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!

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What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.