What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

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What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?

A pig pig.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***