What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

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What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.