What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

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What do you call a stick with autism?

Autistic

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.