What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog