What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What do you call a pig behind a car wheel?

A ham brake !