What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence