What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.