What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

What is wrong with a humorless person?

A broken funny bone. I'll leave now.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

Purr Jokes More Purr Jokes

How is cat food sold ?

Usually purr can !

Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat !