What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Previous Random Joke Next
Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

Purr Jokes More Purr Jokes

What cat purrs more than any other ?

Purrsians !

Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat !