What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

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What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!