Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How's it hanging?

I'm not sorry.

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves ?

Stalagmice !

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.