Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster