Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

What's Chris Brown's favourite time of day?

12:34!

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.