How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

School Jokes More School Jokes

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

Where do crows go to have fun?

a crowbar!

Spoil Jokes More Spoil Jokes

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!