How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

Spoil Jokes More Spoil Jokes

What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.