How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call a Tardy count for a school of water bears?

A tardigrade!

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

Spoil Jokes More Spoil Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper