Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
I don't know man. I just fly the drones.
By Bony Express.
When the big hand touches the little one
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!
Son "Having an adopted son."
By octobus !
He only had one pupil.
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Because, he's just dying to party.
To watch movies in the THETA
Because he's a bad wrapper
Spoiled milk.