How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

Spoil Jokes More Spoil Jokes

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

What do you get from an overly pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.