What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

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What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

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What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

What is a dentist's favorite time of the day?

2:30

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What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack?

Frito Leah's

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.