What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack?

Frito Leah's