What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

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What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack?

Frito Leah's

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.