You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
A magnet only has two Poles.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!
