What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

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What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel?

Fearless Reader

Why can not Stevie Wonder read?

Because he's black.

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What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

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What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh