What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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Why doesn't Oedipus curse?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves?

The Illuminat-Eh!