What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

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What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

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Why doesn't Oedipus curse?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

Illuminati Jokes More Illuminati Jokes

Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?

What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor