What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

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Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!