What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

Illuminati Jokes More Illuminati Jokes

Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?

How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called?

An Igloominati