What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail?

I didn't have enough seed money.

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

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How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

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What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?

How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called?

An Igloominati