What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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What do all failing students in New Orleans have in common?

They are all below "C level".

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

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What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What's a cats favorite thing to read?

A CATalog

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What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

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What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor

How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called?

An Igloominati