What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show?

They were all Nervous-Rex

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Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

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Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

Foil Jokes More Foil Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

Illuminati Jokes More Illuminati Jokes

How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called?

An Igloominati

Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?