What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

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What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni

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What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."