What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.