What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

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What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.