What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise