What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

The witch !

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What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

How did King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

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What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!