What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

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How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.