What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.